Baytown

the most magical town with good mexican food.

food, unicorns, chemicals, parks, cheap, baytown, crowded, middle class.

by mandymo October 16, 2008

harrytown

Bunch of tramps that are willing to suck Jesus clean in the name of Christianity
People who go here are fat neeks and should be burnt

Hi I go to harrytown and I’m a certified cretin

by Andrew_topham_ October 21, 2021

New Baytown

The area east of Baytown, Texas. AKA Mont Belvieu. Funded by the oil companies and religious right, New Baytown serves as a utopian construct in the eyes of those who live in Baytown (not Old Baytown, that's pretty legit).

Damn, I wish I lived in New Baytown; they got the good movie theater.

by boognish523 April 15, 2022

Barry Town

A shit hole in Wales where everyone thinks their Tyson, but sadly their not.

Sid: Who is that asshole who thinks he's hard?
Greg: He's from Barry Town.
Sid: Lets kick his head in.

by Eldonko January 6, 2012

Baytown

A City in South east Texas that is located on the Trinity Bay. Baytown has a rich history and the first settlers in the area date back to 1822. Baytowns booming economy, location and access to many recreational activities make it highly desired place to live. Baytown is a hidden gem that most don't know about and Baytown is fine with that.

Once you visit Baytown, you will want to live there.

by 5oh February 17, 2017

Baytown Guys

Two Guys, that started a myspace for Baytown
basically to increase Baytown's Publicity and get the recognition of states all over Texas.
Although no one else helped make the site interesting.

Pelly: YO you heard-ah dem "Baytown Guys?!''

OBT: gEa, tHeyY sHoulD hAvE nAmEd it OBT gUyZz!?

Linos: dude- who gives a fuck we been put on the map!!!

Playboy Hills: Shit they should add the baytowns finezt music....!

Northwood: mAiNe fOo wTf sHiI tHeY nEeD SoME bLaCk PeopLE iN iT!

by Standhigh August 7, 2009

Larrytown

A slang term for Lawrence, Kansas home to a bunch of left-wing, liberal wanna-be hippies. Also home to the biggest bunch of crybaby basketball fans that ever lived, who think that the Kansas Chickenhawks should win the NCAA tournament every year, but are proven wrong every single year.

The Missouri Tigers will stomp on the Kansas Jaybirds when they play in Larrytown.

by shomesomethin July 14, 2010