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Bank Shot 

The bank shot is a sexual maneuver(variant of the money shot) in which a man jizms into his sexual partners mouth so hard that it banks off the back of her throat directly into her stomach.
"Ooooh here it comes baby...(bankshot occurs), Ooooh yeah, Put that money in the bank bitch!"
Bank Shot by CWgh June 25, 2005

Bany Story

When someone tells a never-ending story that doesn't have a point. They usually think it is particularly interesting but in reality it is far from it. It's usually quite annoying.
How annoying, Johana just told me a bany story, it was so effing long I wanted to commit suicide.
Bany Story by Yes!Yes!Yes! March 26, 2007

Spank Bank Safe Deposit Box 

Where the most sexually rewarding, explicit, fulfilling, and indulging sexual encounters and or memories are retained in the mind for the most anticipated and pleasurable masturbation sessions.
example1:

Tom: hey bro, remember when you and i ran the train on that Holly Lolly girl from the Sunset Tan show?

Jon: yeah man, i have that shizzle stored in my Spank Bank Safe Deposit Box

example2:

Matt: hey bud, did you end up hooking up with that horny, drunk blonde chick that was all over you last night?

Steve: Nahh dawgg, before we left to my place she passed out in the bathroom, i had to bring out old memories from my Spank Bank Safe Deposit Box that night as a pathetic attempt to even come close to the amount of pleasure that i was so close to getting...

Binky Strudel 

When you take a shit and jizz on it so it looks like a toaster strudel
Yo who left that binky strudel in the produce section?
Binky Strudel by Binky Binks August 10, 2019

bank statement

(noun)-the act of missing a shot over the cross bar in soccer and having to chase the ball down.

(verb)-missing an easy shot and cussing because you have to chase your ball 50 yards from where you were.
Person 1: "Shoot!"

Person 2: *Shot* and ball flies away

Person 1: HAHA! BANK STATEMENT!

Person 2: *%$@! Can you get my ball please?

Person 1: Hell no! I'm not walking to China today!

Bank Spank Bank

A spank bank made of mental images of attractive women that you see at your bank, used later for masturbatory purposes.
Person 1: Yo dude! Do you see that hottie makin' a deposit at that window? She's going in my Bank Spank Bank!

Person 2: Hellz Yeaaa nigga!!