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Twirling the Ballerina 

To masterbate in private under the guise of a supposed night out with a beautiful girl.
Last night I spent my time twirling the ballerina.
Twirling the Ballerina by dominic208 September 7, 2009
1. a. A dancer of the utmost grace and eloquence. Albert Einstein calls ballet dancers "athletes of god". They obtain their skill through passion, dedication, and long hours of gruelling practice; or because their mothers are living vicariously through them.
b. A complete fucking prissy ass bitch.
c. Sworn enemy of the honest girl.
I'm going to wax the floor of the downtown dance studio tonight so I can kill all those damned ballerinas.
ballerina by foxy_holiday October 7, 2006

Ballerina Barker Bowl 

This is a form of puppy play that is much more ritualistic and has a surprise ending. This is all about control and humiliation of the puppy sub. The sub is usually naked and the dom either is wearing standard dominatrix gear or something with a canine reference such as a Cruella de Vil costume.

It starts with dom having the puppy sub sit on the floor, at attention. The dom then places a bib on the puppy (this is a move taken from adult baby play). The puppy is preferably on a collar and leash.

While still sitting on the floor, the dom then empties a can of spaghetti (the long noodles) in to a dog's food dish or other suitable bowl. The dom proceeds to cut the spaghetti into bite sized pieces for the puppy (another maneuver taken from adult baby play). The dom then cleans the puppy's face with the bib.

The puppy is then fed the bowl of food. Afterwards, the puppy may be offered a bowl of water to cleanse the pallet for the surprise ending. The puppy at this point may be walked around or otherwise played with. The puppy is then lead onto a drop cloth, outside, into a tub, or shower.

The dom then will urinate on the puppy.Ideally the puppy will take the urine orally, like a dog lapping water from a hose in the yard. At this point, the scene has basically ended and the puppy will clean up for their next BDSM scene.
He has to wash up before the next BDSM scene, as he is all sticky from his mistress giving him a Ballerina Barker Bowl.
Ballerina Barker Bowl by Arch Bagger December 12, 2019

Trouser Ballerina 

Male genital, penis, dick, cock, manhood, meatstick, one-eyed snake, Peepee, shaft, wang, etc.
Trouser Ballerina. See Trouser Snake.

Tina: I'm gonna ask Brad to go to the dance with me.
Stephanie: Don't get your hopes up. I bet he has a small Trouser ballerina.
Trouser Ballerina by ChuLolli January 18, 2010

ghetto ballerina 

She always carries around one dollar bills. I bet she's a ghetto ballerina.

glass ballerina

A person being in a fragile state, transient or permanent, that is marked by extreme emotional sensitivity, an unreasonable expectation of extra-special treatment (see prima donna) and remarkably low self-esteem.
I invited Susan out with us, but since my ex-girlfriend will be at the show, she’s being a fucking glass ballerina and won’t come.

Ever since I got her the wrong sized underwear for her birthday, she’s being a glass ballerina and says I think she’s fat.
glass ballerina by EtherPimp April 13, 2007