Ballcuzzi

A man takes a can of sprite (sprite is used because it is the fizziest of soda's) and sticks it into the butthole of a woman. Once the woman's butthole is loose and doesn't close up after removal of the can, open the sprite, and pour it into the woman's butthole. Then, while the sprite fizzes, dip your balls into the fizzy sprite butthole, and complete the ballcuzzi

Man I ballcuzzied the shit out of that whore last night

by ultimatepoon March 2, 2010

ballcuzzi

After having your girl fill her mouth about half way with ginger ale, you tilt her head back and put your balls in her mouth, as she gargles the ginger ale, providing your balls with a nice, cold, carbonated tingling sensation.

All other definitions listed are inaccurate.

Jake asked Amber for a ballcuzzi, but she denied. Apparently she isn't a fan of fellatio.

by Master of the Cuzzi August 2, 2009

Ballcuzzi

To dip a man's balls in a bowl of warm water and have a partner blow bubbles into it with a straw.

After a hard day's work Brandon likes to get a ballcuzzi from his wife.

by BrandonTa June 11, 2006

Ballcuzzi

when u fill a teapot up with Luke warm water and someone else puts their balls in the open teapot and the other person blows gently down the spout it becomes a ballcuzi because the bubble effect on the balls

Mate give me a Bullcuzzi, I need relaxing and I haven’t booked a spar. Therefore a ballcuzzi

by Mr Morgan July 5, 2019

Bolivian BallCozy

Where a male spreads his scrotum out to create a bowl. Fills it with water in the shower and has his bitch use a straw to blow bubbles into it.

God my Bitch is a freak, she performed a Bolivian ballcozy on me last night.

by George Washington’s of butts May 15, 2019

Gay ballcuzzi

Place your balls in a bowl of warm water. the have a guy or yourself if you're flexible enough put a straw in the bowl and blow bubbles under your balls.

My stepbrother gave me a gay ballcuzzi for my birthday.

by HoverWasTaken January 16, 2023

Ballcoozie

The act of placing your nuts in a bowl of water and having one girl blow bubbles in it while recieving a handjob from another girl

Oh man, I had these two hot broads in my room last night and they gave me a sweet ballcoozie

by Mulloy September 5, 2005