Bakalar

The sudden or gradual malfunction of any electronic device of any shape, size or form due to the touch of a mystical hand

Me: Dude, he totaly Bakalared my iPhone.
Dude: What? how?
Me: donno, it just broke, guess I got the Bakalar hands
Dude: Damn, sucks man

by EpicXX June 15, 2010

bakaland

my happy place…

marliegaysparklequeen22: i think i wanna go to bakaland

diamondcrust1: what is bakaland

marliegaysparklequeen22: my happy place😹😹

by marliegaysparklequeen22 January 20, 2022

bakaland

my happy place on jah no kizzy.

marlieinnitx: im going to bakaland.

bruhizzmaddy and diamondcrust1playz: where is bakaland?????🤭

marlieinnitx: m-m-my happy place..🥺😞

marlieinnitx when not at bakaland:😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😞😞😞😞🥺

marlieinnitx at bakaland: 😉🍆😂😂😂🤣😅😃😃😁😁😁😆😆

by marliegaysparklequeen22 May 16, 2022

Babalanis

Babalanis is the funniest guy in your squad and probably the most handsome as well

Bro u such a Babalanis

by Joannaras222 November 20, 2021

bakaang

A stupid nigga

Person: Bakaang how do you spell red

Bakaang: R S Q W Y

by Johnmanhing February 10, 2018

bakala

Person whose face looks like a penis, but has a mangina.

Joe needed a bambulance because a bakala was attacking him at the gas station.

by Bobby November 14, 2003

baklany

the mafia-wars term for "cormorant", discovered in the first episode of jobs in Moscow in the game Mafia Wars

(In mafia wars talk)
Guy 1: Hey dude, I need a baklany!

Guy 2: You WHAT????
Guy 1: I need a baklany, you know the big bird in moscow?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, you mean a cormorant.
Guy 1: Whatever just get me one!!!!!!!

by jclvhbz sbg;ho September 7, 2010