Bad Guy Syndrome

The uncanny ability to miss a target when firing a weapon. Usually applies to any bad guy in any action film ever made.

"Dude, the police in The Matrix had bad guy syndrome real bad. They never even touched Neo and Trinity when they were rescuing Morpheus!"

by zman21 June 9, 2012

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Make your mama sad type, might seduce your dad type, make your girlfriend mad type. duh

Billie Eilish is a bad guy

by mellloooo June 23, 2019

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The ability of a deaf badger to sense when a tree is about to fall on him in an unotherwise unpolulated forest. The badgey sense usually manifests itself as a loud noise in the badgers head, similar to hearing but different cos the fucker is deaf..

Back in the olden days deaf lumberjacks used to keep a badger in a cage. When a tree was about to fall, the badgey-sense would go whack and the badger would scream, alerting the lumberjacks to the falling tree...

by Sploody May 8, 2006

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