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Back alley shwarma

The insinuation of sex in a deserted back alleyway, using shwarma to represent meat(penis). best served warm, back alley shwarma is a fun activity usually consensual between both parties, but with a dillema... nowhere to do go to do it
Steve: hey man, you should meet this new girl, shes kinky
Frank: oh yeah?? she touch your penis??
Steve: even better, we had some back alley shwarma, it was hot shit, man
by steve-o272 October 31, 2009
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Back Alley Slurpee

A sexual act consisting of 2 partners (one of which being male), 1/3 cups of crushed ice, and a straw. The pair puts the crushed ice into the rectum of one of the partners, quickly followed by the insertion of the penis into said orifice. The male then has to quickly finish into the crushed ice, insert the straw into the anus, and slurp up all the refreshing juices inside.
Garth was working all day under the hot Alabama sun, driven on by the thought of a nice back alley slurpee once his task was fulfilled.
by EternalEmailingSystem January 14, 2021
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Back Alley

A dark space on twitter and discord where the gutter animals hang out to create good vibes and chill beats.
I'm going to chill in the Back Alley tonight. - Gutter Dog
Have you heard, the dogs are gathering in the Back Alley. - Gutter Pigeon
by BeatTheOdds January 21, 2022
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Back-Alley Abortion

A serious Japanese hard liquor, that costs slightly over $2.00, and comes in a nondescript plastic container. The most notable thing is the taste, which is so fucking aweful that one would surmise that it has abortive qualities...which would be the best quality that comes to mind after drinking it.
That story Jake told me was so intense I just had to drink a bottle of Back-Alley Abortion.
by Jaolo March 3, 2008
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Back Alley Handshake

A word for a sneeky handjob given in a very secluded place
Did you hear that Ron just got a Back Alley Handshake from Molly just now? Jeez you'd think that he would wait until after his wedding day!
by Jaboy13 July 6, 2016
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Back Alley Beat Off

The act of having sex doggystyle, putting your dick in her butt, then reaching around to put your hand in her pussy and begin to jerk yourself.
My girlfriend wants me to try the Back Alley Beat off tonight. Sounds tough but fun!
by Snipedog22 January 3, 2017
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Back Alley Buffet

When a bunch of old homeless men eat anything ANYTHING edible or non-edible out of the dumpster.
Ugh! Last night I was taking a shortcut home and saw a bunch of homeless men having a back alley buffet. They even at a fucking rat!
by WoLfBaNdIt February 27, 2018
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