August

He might be a jerk sometimes but it's only when he feels threatened. He is actually very cool calm and collected intelligent and outgoing. He loves politics and talking about the future having ing dreams is important. He will always have your back and you can count on him when all else fails.

August is a bit weird but it's all a show he's awesome

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd May 21, 2020

August

A month when you go somewhere lots of morons travel with you. The month of the year where people go to McDonalds and drink Fanta everyday. A month when people can be sad because it’s near Autumn and it gets cold soon after.

Person: This guy is dumb
Person 2: He’s an August person

by IAmWeirdAndFunny August 23, 2018

August

The month when Halloween starts.

"Is it August?"

"Yep"

"Great. Time to decorate for Halloween. Let's get spoopy!"

*This Is Halloween starts playing*

by The Slasher (TM) August 26, 2019

August

August looks like a quiet, lovable nerd, but when you get to know her you find out immediately that you have joined a cult. She is positively insane and will not be afraid to verbally slay you. Her best quality is her thoughtfulness. She will always remember your birthday and get everyone to sign the handmade card she made for you. She will decorate your locker with streamers and make a bigger deal out of it than you ever wanted but you love her for it. She is an altogether amazing person and you are lucky to have her in your life.

Is that August?

Person 1: ahh! Stay away!
Person 2: what do you mean, she’s so quiet
Person 3: bows down and praises their god

by Marshmeloof January 28, 2020

August

International Entanglement month, inspired by Jada P. Smith's Red Table episode.

Her: "Babe, I got in an entanglement with Mark last month"
Me: "Bitch it ain't even August yet"

by KyngButler July 14, 2020

august

august is a taylor swift song and that created the month august so everyone say thank you to taylor swift

person 1: hey what month is it
person 2: its the month taylor swift created, august

by connexion August 02, 2021

August

if you're born in August, you parents failed no nut November.

person 1:wait, waaaait, WAAAAAAIT, You were born in August right
person 2: yep. no. nonono.
person 1: YOU'RE PARENTS FAILED NO NUT NOVEMBER
person 2: Dont go there
person 1: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
person 2: Emily said the same thing last year

by random123456789990 May 01, 2020