August 1

whoever is born on this day is the cutest person ever

person 1: hey you! your the cutest girl i know!
person 2: huh what?
person 1: your birthday is in august 1!
person2: no its not

August 1 by username0183736 April 19, 2025

August 1

National "Let your friend dick you down and give you the most diabolical extreme backshots ever" day!!

"YOOOO DUDE IM SCARED ITS AUGUST FIRST LETS LOCK OURSELVES IN A ROOM!!!"

"yeah okay why?"

...

little does he know.. its August 1..

August 1 by ObviiiiAL August 1, 2025

August 1 - 31 

National stfu month !!
The month where you stfu cause you sound dumb as shit you fucking weirdo go get a hobby!!

hey mark u ever heard of National stfu Month? It’s August 1 - 31, the whole month where dick heads like you should stfu up do the whole month !!

August 1 - 31 by Possaylips. August 1, 2022

1 august 

The day when a princess was born, the coolest bitch ever <3

my gf’s bday is on 1 august, she’s the coolest bitch ever

1 august by badgalbang July 29, 2021

1 August 

On the first of august is the national holiday of Switzerland, the Swiss National Day.

There will always be lots of Fireworks, Cheesefondue, Chocolate and Rösti wich is a traditional Specialty of Switzerland.

“Hey Peter weisch eigentlich dass morn scho de 1 august esch?”

“Nei rüedi dass mümmer jetzt go fiere!!”

translation:
“did you know that tomorrow is the first august?”

“no fr we gotta celebrate that now!”

1 August by alienworld August 1, 2021

1 august 

The day when a princess was born, the baddest bitch eva <3

my girl’s bday is on 1 august, she my princess

1 august by badgalbang July 29, 2021

1 August 

This day is where a simpanzee was born. It is a really special day for all Monkeys and Simps.

1 August : Oh your such a simpanzee

1 August by (Monkey) October 2, 2020