World's Best Auditor

1. Noun: Stemming from the non weakness of a DJM and abilities to work multiple Saturday's in a row. 2. verb: The act of performing to a standard just below DJM. 3. Understanding the pronouncements of SOP 81-1 paragraph 65.

Dave has exemplified himself as the "World's Best Auditor" from his ongoing commitment to the slavery of our business.

by World's Worst Auditor March 30, 2005

Ezio Auditore

Ezio Auditore, known from the video games Assassin's Creed II, Assassin's Creed Brotherhood, and Assassin's Creed Revelations, is the biggest man whore in video game history

Dude calm down, you almost sleep with as many women as Ezio Auditore

by AnneMJKP May 12, 2018

Night Auditor

An overworked and underpaid poor sap, that never sees daylight that must function soley on caffiene and their own distaste for their workplace. Usually works in hotels over the midnight hours and can be seen crunching numbers, and over applying self tanner.

Man, Brian that Night Auditor is some cranky today... He must have put up with some bullshit last night, and he forgot his puffer.

by Yannabell May 14, 2011

Special Auditor

Not a normal auditor, a special auditor takes auditing to a whole new level of competence.

These individuals are hard to come by. When you see one, make sure to let them know.

Person A: You're clearly not a proper auditor.

Person B: What do you mean?

Person A: You're a special auditor!

Person B: Oh ok. smiles

by FergusK October 10, 2011

auditor

Whiny individual that is upset with themselves for the career path they've choosen. Often breaks down in tears because the whole world is against them. Rarely do they have a spine. Can generally be placated with a lousy salary and a gift certificate for $10 at Starbucks.

I went to school for a total of 20 years to become an auditor. My parents are so proud of me, but I think I'm developing an ulcer and anticipate having a heart attack so I can take a vacation

by shawn69 June 25, 2006

first amendment auditor

Someone with no time on her hands, and no job that wants to annoy people

I am a first amendment auditor. And I have nothing better to do.

by Obamagame June 30, 2023

auditoryhallucinations

hearing voices inside your head that don't go away

"Amy has auditoryhallucinations so sometimes she likes to be left alone but most of the time she needs help to get rid of it"

by that one brunette August 4, 2015