assfuckface

A combination of swearwords assembled (usually in a rush), used to describe someone that has pissed you off so much, you can't take thirty seconds to think of something better.

Just because I live with my parents doesn't mean I don't pay my own bills, assfuckface!

by Slicedrkr December 29, 2016

reverse fleshlight assfuck

when a male/female sticks the opposite end of a fleshlight in their anus, and lets a male fuck the shit out of the fleshlight.

Tayer: Hey Zach wanna come over I got a new fleshlight!!!!

Zach: As long as you let me reverse fleshlight assfuck you!

Tayer: Okay!!!!!!!

by ilovejizzzzzzum October 26, 2011

assfucked

To be reamed in one's posterior region. Can also be used as a term of ownage

You mess around like a bitch you get assfucked like a bitch!

by Metsubo June 11, 2006

assfuckinhole

1.an asshole who likes to fuck alot
2.a simpler word for fuckin asshole

Your best friend is going around and fucking everyone he sees and then you find out hes fuckin your girlfriend assfuckinhole!!!!!

by Mike O. February 18, 2004

[assfuckery]

Scandalous and/or excessively stupid behavior perpetrated by retards that gives one the sensation of having a severely chafed anus.

"There can't possibly be anything worse than the last 8 years of assfuckery under the Bush administration, it's just not fucking possible."

by C.L.R. January 30, 2009

assfuck

for full definition, look under "dumbfuck" or "shitfuck"

you are an assfuck
i hate you, you assfucker

by you suck dumbfuck November 11, 2002

assfuck

1.somebody who annoys the shit out of you

2.fuck in the ass

1. OMG he is such an assfuck
2. Damnnn I just got assfucked

by Ashleyrlkjsoidfn December 5, 2009