wicked as balls

really cool, can be in the place or replaced with shit or fuck.

to be really cool.

great.

awesome.

DUUUDDDEEE!!!! did you see that trick...it was wicked as balls!!!!

by LIT May 2, 2012

hot as balls

Term describing abnormally hot weather, but which can be attributed to exactly 95 degrees Fahrenheit, which is the approximate natural temperature of male testicles.

Actually, it's only 93 degrees outside, so it's just almost as hot as balls.

by Elton John is a Sex God September 18, 2010

hot as balls

A phrase often used in Newfoundland to describe beautiful woman.

That bitch is hot as balls.

by hitch12 September 8, 2006

scary as balls

Exceptionally scary.

It was scary as balls when your dad walked in on your mom and I in bed.

by David P Wright March 13, 2008

gay as balls

Originally the term "gay as balls" had a very different meaning and was used to describe an event who's gaiety matched those of formal balls (dance).

I hear Florence's lawn party was gay as balls.

by Ballroom Queeny January 14, 2011

Legit as BALLS

Something so legit that it can only be compared to the male genitalia.

Your mom. Legit as BALLS

by Cojones_ June 12, 2011

Early As Balls

Waking up or around 0300.

I had to wake up early as balls to sneak out of this girls apartment before she woke up.

by WoogieMonster August 14, 2011