by Kaylas319 December 11, 2018
This is a rare type of penis disorder. It it when the tip is bent or misshapen and resembles an artichoke. It is most common in Asians though Caucasians are also very likely the be born with this strange disorder. The scientific name is Artichocious Penusem and the first ever case was seen in a man named Möi Pang in the 1800's. Since then there have only been a few thousand known cases.
"I hooked up with this guy and he was a real Lord of Artichoke! It was actually kind of hot, honestly."
"Man, after that baseball hit me in the nards, I might have even become a Lord of Artichoke."
"Man, after that baseball hit me in the nards, I might have even become a Lord of Artichoke."
by Friggyodon January 28, 2015
When you are doing the dirty deed with someone, right before they climax, you choke them and send them back to the holy land.
Where’s Jessica?
Oh I gave her the old Jerusalem Artichoke last night, so she’s pretty much out for the count today.
Oh I gave her the old Jerusalem Artichoke last night, so she’s pretty much out for the count today.
by Powderpuffsquirrel4848 November 26, 2024
by zombietrex March 16, 2022
by Spencer August 03, 2021
After giving a partner a hot lunch they then proceed to throw up the entries into a bowl you then eat the remnants
Your artichoke stew was very moist.
by wontonsoupLLll July 26, 2009
When an artiman artichokes his artigirlfriend during artisex.
Last night I was artichoking my artigirlfiend with my artidick and it was artikinky.
by Llama66 October 16, 2019