Assburgers syndrome

A rare genetic condition which targets the gluteal muscles of adult humans, transforming them, over time, into a sandwich.

Janquilence: But I thought assburgers syndrome was-
Snansthony: Nope. It's this

by keldard May 31, 2020

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Assburger

Singular of Assburgers; or Burger consisting of (typically) Ass, or ass-tasting ingredients such as fortnite virgin juice.

"Yo man this really is an assburger."

"Sir this is a Wendy's"

by KingArrowfan May 1, 2021

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A synonym for Asperger's Syndrome, a mental disorder in the autistic spectrum. It's a disorder whose symptoms come down to an inability to make small talk, so it's a non-issue. Anyone who claims to have Asperger's is an attention whore and probably loves kuro5hin.

I can't talk to anyone about my collection of lesbian furry porn. Not because I don't WANT to, but because I have assburgers (so bad.) I probably wouldn't have assburgers if I could move to Japan.

by Mandatory Douche December 9, 2008

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Pertaining to the sight that men who sit in the front row of an exotic dance club have.

"Hey Joe do you want to grab couple cold beers and enjoy some assburgers while we're at it.

by rondolais November 29, 2011

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Usually mistaken for the Asperger's Syndrome, Assburgers usually happens when somebody forgets to wipe the anal area after defication in the toilet commode bowl. Sometimes the feces is stuck between the two buttock cheeks or buns, hence the term assburgers.

The kid had a bad case of assburgers, so his mom had to wash his underpants every night.

by Hugh Brough-Kitt March 18, 2011

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