April 7th

The day the mfs who pull the MOST were born. People born on this specific date are scientifically proven to me exceptionally attractive, intelligent, popular, and basically every good trait. Wonder beings, as they’re scientifically named, are proven to be perfect in every way

Person: who is that sexy mf over there 😜🥵👀
Friend: thats *****, i heard they were born on April 7th
Person: Oh so THATS why everyone is asking for their autograph

by The account of birthdays November 24, 2021

April 7th

National Colie has to show you her boobs day

Person 1: Hey Colie! you know what today is? April 7th!!
Colie: Every year 😒

by Treydawg61 April 08, 2024

April 7th

April 7th:
pop a titty day
No questions asked

Full exposure

For a solid second

“Guess what girlies it’s April 7th”

by Romayo April 07, 2024