Alpine Peaks

When a man ejaculates in a woman's mouth, she then passes the ejaculate to him in a kiss, and he blows the white frothy liquid over her breasts making them look like snowy peaks.

After receiving a blow job, then snowballing with his girlfriend the man blows the cum on her chest giving her Alpine Peaks.

by 2k3bandit December 23, 2013

Alpine Ice Slide

Taking a human bowl movement, freezing it and using it as a dildo.

I took a huge dump the other night and then gave my girlfriend an alpine ice slide.

by NeophyteMaster March 25, 2009

alpine nigger

Someone of Alpine (Bosnian, Croatian, Slovenian, Serbian, Montenegrin, Austrian, Liechtensteinian, Italian, Swiss or French) descent or someone who lives near the Alpine mountain range. This word is usually used in a racist way.

Jack: James sometimes behaves like an immature Alpine nigger who pretends Swiss chocolate is better than Belgian chocolate
Larry: I know right. He is so obsessed with his nationality.

by datfatyoshi234 February 25, 2018

Alpine Style

When taking a women to a mountain peak after a fresh snow storm and bending her over and making her screams echo in the mountain range

Man Azure and I did alpine style last week

by Bigdaddypimpin6669 October 11, 2018

Alpine

A class of raptors who are at the "bottom of the food chain". They tend to get several diseases such as fang cancer. The king of the Alpine raptors is Nic the Noob. Alpines feed off of krill.

You are such an alpine, go eat some krill!

by Woodland raptor January 13, 2011

Appined

Stolen, raped, sacraficed, stabbed, vandalised, burnt, slashed, inbred, bottled, injected or murdered

OMG, you just appined that virgin or I cant believe you just appined that car stereo

by Dodgy looking ginger bastard November 11, 2006

alpine slide

this is where you shit in a plastic bag, freeze it, and then use the frozen feces to penetrate a woman's vagina

That girl was so nasty, I decided to give her the alpine slide

by lnglostsurfer June 25, 2007