Aerial Puncture

A maneuver during sexual intercourse that involves both partners to be naked. The female individual lies on the bed, ass up. The male individual steps 10 feet back, acquires speed by running 5 feet (halfway) leaping into the air (hence the name aerial) and shoves his dick into her vagina. This move takes years of sexual intercourse experience, and is not for the faint of heart. Serious penial or vaginal injuries can happen if done incorrectly. Precision, accuracy, and aim is key.

"Damn homie. I tried practicing Aerial Puncture on a laundry basket and I got my dick stuck in one of the holes."
"I tried doing Aerial Puncture on my girl, but I missed and hit her left asscheek."

by y90 February 26, 2019

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aerial pingpong

Australian Rules football.

"Fancy a game of aerial pingpong, mate?"

"Don't call me that. Go away, you foul Eastern-Stater!"

by Alex Quantashassle August 27, 2005

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aerial yoga

A super badass workout where you use a circus hammock to do yoga! It's made for goddesses and unicorns to bust out into the world In a super magical way.

If she does aerial yoga, then she is probably a badass.

by Margie Pargie June 23, 2017

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Aerial Groene

The most wonderful girl in the world. She is funny, smart, nice, caring, spicey incandiferous, sweet, beautiful, crazy and just overall the best person ever. She is so amazing that anyone who meets her would be lucky to bask in her presence. She is one of the few people in this world who really gives a crap and always give back to the world.
She is Aerial

Aerial Groene is absolutely incandiferous erotic and out of this world!

by TheAngelsPrincess December 28, 2011

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