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A Clayton

"He's such A Clayton"
"That dude is 500 Claytons" *Really Really gay*
by Anti-Claytons April 11, 2009
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Clayton

Looks like a naked mole rat, loves playing video games and usually try’s to get people to hit his vape.
by Bigdforthewin May 31, 2019
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Clayton's

Adj. A substitute, an ersatz version; which is possibly inferior, or lacking some characteristics of the original.

Origin: from an advertising campaign of a non-alcoholic drink marketted in Australia and New Zealand as a substitute for whisky. "The drink you have when you're not having a drink". It was foul-tasting by all accounts.
"Oh, Peter? He's my Clayton's Boyfriend (laughter)"

(A male friend a woman might go out with and even be thought by observers to be in a couple with, yet not one with whom she is having a relationship. "The boyfriend you have when you aren't having a boyfriend")

"You worked 60 hours last week and then moderate the forum in your spare time? How do you do it?"
"It's my Clayton's life. The life you have when you're not having a life."
by Jimmy from Oz September 5, 2005
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Clayton

A wild beast that has the ass of a black woman, but the face of an ogre, Clayton's are usually found hidden in donut factories,donut stores or in the woods near donut factories or donut stores, they say if you come in contact with a hungry one, you better run cause it will eat you.
I found a Clayton eating a donut in the woods near dunking donuts
by Clayton Hunter May 13, 2019
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Clayton

A nickname for the dildo modeled after the dragon penis of "Clayton the Earth Dragon", sold by Bad Dragon.
"Hey, which one do you think he'd like?"
"Probably 'Clayton the Earth Dragon'."
by Xenogon December 3, 2013
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clayton

The sound made when a bullet is fired from a gun, especially a rifle, or shotgun.
"I know he has a gun, because I heard a clayton."
by Vintage Fenrir February 20, 2015
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claytoned

When your ex leaves you and pursues another individual around a week later—to be played.
“Dude, did you see Kim’s snap story?”
That bitch! She’s been dating Jake for 3 months? Wtf??”
“Dude didn’t she dump you 3 months ago?”
“Yeah, I totally got claytoned...”
by EatMyAss28 May 31, 2018
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