A shit drive

A shit drive is where you shit yourself during a long road trip often with loads of friends or family around to smell hear and see

Steave had caused himself to have a shit drive

by Gorilla lover 420 February 4, 2022

drive a moose

To drive a moose is to take a dump, but then drive it up someone else's ass, so they can punch a moose later on.

To punch a moose is to take a shit. My friend was constipated, so after I punched a moose, I took my shit and drove it up their ass. This is called to drive a moose. A few minutes later, they were successfully able to unload their bowels and later that night, they gratefully thanked me in private.

by Moose Driver October 13, 2013

did Washington drive a doger

yes he did

person 1: did Washington drive a doger
person 2: ye

by aGayPotatoe September 14, 2023

drive like a begley

A person who drives up hills and fly off them to on comeing traffic

Yo bro i drive like a begley all the time it is so fun you should try it

by KING PUNJAB October 5, 2019

Drive Up a Wall

To bother or annoy to a large extent.

The word 'owned' drives me up a wall.

by Diggity Monkeez February 12, 2005

drive like a dan

the act of driving like a fucktard. Usually involves crashing into lamp posts outside of Green Hope, clapping to songs while taking turns, and looking ugly; any who sucks terrible balls at driving a v8 lincoln

Hey alex, weren't you in the car with dan? yeah he hit that pole. he drives like a dan. Dude don't drive like a dan.

by mattpoopyhead March 30, 2009

why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway

Because thats just the way it is in bass ackwards america!

Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Let's go for a drive down the parkway and we can park in the neighbors driveway.

by tara sweet March 27, 2010