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Ripped me a new one

literally: to rip a new asshole
figuratively: the beat the shit out of somebody
steve jobs really ripped me a new one when i showed him my latest design
by supersa November 12, 2006
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Do me a solid

The phrase "do me a solid" means do me a favor. The term was first used in the Northeastern United States, particularly in urban environments, at least as early as the mid 1980's, long prior to the Seinfeld episode usage.
Do me a solid man, lend me $5.
by Jonnyanthology August 19, 2013
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doff me a hat

a phrase meaning

1) show me respect please and/or show me more respect that you are currently showing me

2) (offensive/rude) a man asking a woman to drop everything she is doing and immediately give him a blowjob
girlfriend: please doff me a hat and appreciate me more, i could your dinner everyday.

boyfriend: no, you should doff me a hat; i would like you to be able to give me more blowjobs.
by Uncle Dimma August 28, 2013
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wow doing me a fascinate

A meme where usually a dog is confronted by another animal that they've never seen before. They have a meme-y response.
Doggo: "omgosh who r u"
Turtle: "i shell boi"
Doggo: "wow doing me a fascinate"
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Give me a bell

Give me a bell as soon as you get home. I won't go to bed until I get your ring.
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Palm me a dead one

meaning to pass off a less than perfect item, either physical or metaphorical, as though it were good.
Example 1: I asked a friend to loan me a lighter but he palmed me a dead one. (Meaning the lighter didn’t work)

Its origin are uncertain but date back to at least the Childers Muster (Rodeo) of 1997 where it is attributed to Truckin' Trev.

The phrase has been bastardized to be used in circumstances with similar meanings to the original.

Example 2: My housemate said her friend would show me a good time but it turned out she was trying to palm me a dead one. (In this case it means the opposite of a “live one”, that is, the friend was boring or dull or frigid)

Example 3: The salesman said the DVD would play on all players but he had palmed me a dead one. (meaning that the DVD wouldn’t play or was blank)

Example 4: I asked my roommate to get me some milk for my coffee but she palmed me a dead one. (Meaning the carton/bottle was empty or out of date)

The phrase is not to be mistaken for any similar phrases use in the United States relating to slipping someone a bribe. That is palming someone a “dead president”, referring to the faces of dead presidents on the notes.

Whether it be bulbs, pipes, lighters, DVDs, food etc friends don’t palm friends dead ones. Ever!
by DocSparkle April 17, 2009
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astonishment, suprised amazement, wow! You don't say! Well, I'll be.
Joe: After five years of being on welfare, I finally landed a job.
Marcy: Well, butter my butt and call me a bisquit!
by Dogs! May 17, 2010
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