Pulling a Zelensky

To lure an enemy in by pretending to be a meek wimp and then beat the shit out of them.
— Sun Tzu, The Art of War

The Ottomans were pulling a Zelensky during the Gallipoli campaign, killing 300k British and French invaders.

Captain America spends his entire life pulling a Zelensky.

by scarlettfor January 7, 2025

Zelensky

A man who played piano with his penis for some reason in 2016

A: Yo do you have pictures of Zelensky wearing a suit?
B: Yes with Benjamin Netanyahu

by NEITSWFT June 19, 2025