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national beat your boyfriend ass day 

Today is the day ladies! ATTENTION all young men & old men today you MUST let your Girlfriend beat YOUR ass !! NO hitting , fighting , breaking up , silent treatment , or shooting !
Girl : who is that ?

Him : bae idk what you talking about !
* girl thinks and remember that today is “national beat your boyfriend ass day *
Girl : that’s alright ima beat yo ass

* gf attacks bf *
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Do as your boyfriend says day

You do anything you boyfriend asks or says for the whole day, to corporate male dominance
Do as your boyfriend says day: you do what your boyfriend ask or tells you

national bully your boyfriend day 

January 6th the day of the year you can tease and bully your boyfriend without feeling bad, if he teases you then today is your day to tease him back:)
g: you seriously want to hug me?
b: why wouldn't I?
g: because you smell like Dwight schrute after he got back from his beet farm and its national bully your boyfriend day!

National Fuck your Boyfriend Day 

National Fuck Your Boyfriend Day is August 4th. Get ready and fuck your boyfriend!
Damn babe, it’s august 4th, are you ready for some pussy? It’s National Fuck your boyfriend day

national spoil your boyfriend day 

it’s his day, buy him anything he wants
Omg!! it’s national spoil your boyfriend day! what do you want?

Post your boyfriend day

Hey did you know it’s national post your boyfriend day?
Really omg I need to post my boyfriend

killed your boyfriend in pre 

When you kill someones teammate in pre-game lobby
"Rat FREAK, killed your boyfriend in pre tho"