You gotta eat the booty like groceries

EATTING THAT ASS

You gotta eat the booty like groceries tonight

by Skn May 16, 2015

do what you gotta do

1. To do something you don't want others to know about or what you shouldn't be doing, e.g., selling illicit drugs, assaulting others. A code phrase for being involved with some criminal activity.

2. To associate with people your friends and family regard as undesirable or beneath your dignity.

3. To take care of important business.

1. You gotta do what you gotta do to survive because there are no jobs available.

2. I know my friends think my boyfriend's no good, but I'm doing what I gotta do.

3. I'm doing what I gotta do to get something to eat.

by Stop the Pendulum April 16, 2006

You gotta be Kaeding me!

Expression used by Chargers fans whenever Nate Kaeding misses a field goal in the playoffs.

Nate Kaeding just missed another one...

Chargers fan: You gotta be Kaeding me!

by Idiot-Finder2 January 18, 2010

you gotta understand

An expression to make a point that the person needs to "get" the meaning of your next statement.

You gotta understand, he asked what kind of pie I like and I said Pi.

by Gidgetagain August 27, 2019

allsa you gotta do

"All you have to do is..."

"Allsa you gotta do is add milk to your cereal."

by Canon Koss June 12, 2006

You Gotta Be Suckin My Balls

When you are surprised over something

Jarrod: I just had intercourse with your mother for the fifth time this week.

Burt: You gotta be suckin my balls!!!

by Burt_308 July 16, 2008

You gotta be dry humpin me!

Much more impactful, thrilling and hilarious way to say 'You gotta be kidding me!' with umph.

Mary: Hey, John. I stayed over at your friend's house last night but woke up in the middle of the woods on my hands & knees in a pile of dirt with a condom up my butt, but I swear I would never cheat on you.
John: He literally played that camping joke on you? You gotta be dry humpin me!!!

by yougottabedryhumpinme March 13, 2023