Charlie, you know that adopted sister of yours that moved to New York, burnadette, wasn't it? well, while she was away she had a sex change and now she is Burnie. Charlie, eyes wide open proclaims " well fuck me gently with a 2 x 4"
by l moyse January 5, 2008
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Get the e^-x^2 mug.ABSOLUTE HIGHEST BIGGEST LEVEL OF BORDEOM! I DONT GET HOW YOU ARE THIS BORED! ITS WAY TO IMPOSSIBLE TO BE THIS BORED!
Brother: Vivian, Did You Do Your Homework?
*Brother Looks At Vivians Screen*
Vivians screen: `/z=1.x-2,c0m4v9n5b876qlapkwsijeduhefygt
Brother: You Are That Bored!? How About I Drop You Off At Kayla's House After You Finish Your Homework.
*Brother Looks At Vivians Screen*
Vivians screen: `/z=1.x-2,c0m4v9n5b876qlapkwsijeduhefygt
Brother: You Are That Bored!? How About I Drop You Off At Kayla's House After You Finish Your Homework.
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I can’t believe we are losing to these pregnant 2 x 4’s…how can they even put a smooth swing on ball!!! They look like domesticated apes
by HoovDog76 January 25, 2026
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