white-bread-box

1. A typing of Caucasians as individuals not qualified to dance well, jump high, sing soulfully, or generally relate to the human experience of anyone not Caucasian.

2. A racist device used to perpetuate the above type of Caucasians.

Hank: Poor Jimmy's havin' a heck of a time getting that Breakdancing scholarship...
Hal: He just can't seem to break out of that white-bread-box.

by Moco Loco 84 February 11, 2010

White Bread

Pale white brunette girls because the brown crust is hair and the bread is girl

that white bread wizard got a mahogany crust

by Wacka_Wacka January 18, 2024

stale white bread boy

The guy that is always fixed by a manic pixie dream girl

Damn why does Michael Cera always play the same stale white bread boy in all of his movies

by bluebruce December 15, 2023

white bread

Bland, uninspired.

My school is so white bread that their fight song is Fight Song.

by Young Old Man January 24, 2020

White Bread

An incredibly basic or boring person that brings nothing to the table in everyday life or conversation.

Someone you really don't want to be friends with.

Synonym: Mayo
Abbreviation: WB

"These girls I work with at my new job are the worst" -Jules
"Why?" -AP
"They're sooooo boring, just some straight up White Bread bitches.

by Snaplatts May 3, 2018

White bread children

A way to describe the stereotype of kids raised on beige food and white bread. Not relevant to class. Eg. You can have a white bread Waitrose kid or a white bread Tesco kid. Definitely a characterisation inflicted by parents. A very British, naive, sheltered, pale stereotype of a child, and all that goes with it.

“I don’t really get on with my cousins, we’re quite different, they’re white bread children”

by Irma. March 1, 2018

White bread

Get some white bread

Can you pick up some white bread.

by Likteabagab May 25, 2018