Wharf Form is the physical and sometimes mental result of a being lingering around a wharf for far too long. To be in Wharf Form means that one has become the most grisly form of one's self, and can repel others with a seaweedy stare. Wharf Form has frightened many, but it has also inspired some: the most notable example being Wharfcatz, a godly band from Maine.
Wharf Dude: "Yarg! Come yonder and have some Mishee Soup!"
Woman: "Tom, get away from that wharf dude! He'll take your soul!"
Tom: "I just want to pet his cat, woman."
Woman: "THAT'S NO NORMAL CAT, IT'S IN WHARF FORM!"
R.I.P. Tom, 12/15/06.
Woman: "Tom, get away from that wharf dude! He'll take your soul!"
Tom: "I just want to pet his cat, woman."
Woman: "THAT'S NO NORMAL CAT, IT'S IN WHARF FORM!"
R.I.P. Tom, 12/15/06.
by 1337h4x0r? January 16, 2007
A landing place or pier for tying down or unloading ships or boats. During the day the wharf is populated by Asians, looking to sell sunfish or bass. After sunset the wharf is swarmed by all manner of niggers, hood-rats, and hoes, drinking colt 45, eating watermelon and fried chicken.
by woah betty April 26, 2009
pirate 1: "arr matey, we makin a stop tonight?'
pirate 2: "ye matey we goin to the vaginal wharf, arrr"
pirate 2: "ye matey we goin to the vaginal wharf, arrr"
by jimminybigboi December 30, 2017
by EpicMuffinWIN January 03, 2011
Address of MC Pee Pants' global demonic diet pill pyramid scheme, located right next to the gentleman's club.
by Scranks May 06, 2009
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by MC Alex November 14, 2004
When joining some investment firms in Canary Wharf as a new trader in London, the new employee must complete the “Canary Wharf challenge” he or she must eat 30 Big Mac burgers and a spread bet is normally applied usually at the seventh burger.
by Dow Jones September 15, 2020