Timo Werner is the real goat; people fail to acknowledge his greatness and playstyle. Kids always say Pessi or Pendu are GOATs and they really are (Ghosts of All Time). He won the UCL in 2021, that's not his greatest achievement, he was robbed 13 Ballon D'Or's from Pessi and Pendu (they never fail to rob), 9 robbed Ucls from them and 1 robbed world cup.
No matter what 8 year old kids say, the real ones know that Timo is the goat 🐐 !
No matter what 8 year old kids say, the real ones know that Timo is the goat 🐐 !
by South Host May 25, 2024
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But kinda ripped
But kinda ripped
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He is not natty
Body count over 20
Man whore of Michigan
Is currently dating Alex Aaron
He is not natty
Body count over 20
Man whore of Michigan
Is currently dating Alex Aaron
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