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Goofy Granny Wagon

The worst type of Granny Wagon in the world. A shitty little red toilet on wheels driven by a hideous old gargoyle with teeth like green surfboards.
Sweet Jesus! A gargoyle driving a toilet!

Oh shit, its the Goofy Granny Wagon. Piss off you foul dentist dodger!
by Lumpbag August 16, 2009
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Wayne Stated

Basically this is when you get screwed and its 100% not your fault... its the system.
When you wake up at 6:30, get to wayne at 8 and Kresgee isn't unlocking its doors. So you freeze for like 5 mins till somebody hears you dying outside. Then you get inside and they are doing construction so now you cant even study. "Man I got wayne stated today"
by imfurzini May 22, 2018
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Damian Wayne

The fifth Robin of the the D.C. Badass side kicks the Robins. Introduced as a 10 year old and is now 13 years old. Knows how to kick ass some one I wouldn't piss off unless you feel like getting an ass kicking. Literally is in love with cats has a tough act but most likely sneezes like a kitten. He did die but came back to life. Trained by Nightwing (Dick Grayson) and Batman (his dad and also known as Bruce Wayne, also a badass)
Damian Wayne is literally a person that looks like he could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll.
by Just_trash_ February 27, 2017
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Nard is Wayne

To embody the athletic talents of Bernard King. Usually the phrase is uttered by fans in a drunken state of excitement.
"NARD is Wayne and he is now chariiel CHACE or CHASE!
by Ned - December 14, 2008
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Whatever Caulks Your Wagon

"whatever floats your boat" - whatever makes you happy. Caulk wagon is taken from the classic Apple II game Oregon Trail. A phrase meant to sound dirty when its really not.
ME: I'm gonna fuck MAD BITCHES

Hunter: Hey man, whatever caulks your wagon.
by RCampz November 9, 2009
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Wayne Brady Bitch

Infamous line yelled out by one, Wayne Brady on the April 14th episode of Chapelle's Show, shocking old white people everywhere
"I'm Wayne Brady Bitch!!!"
"If you do not smoke this nigga, we have a problem"
by Philip J April 24, 2004
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rape wagon

a term that usually describes a creepy looking, or rusted out old van. sometimes called a rapist van.
"hey guys, you see that rusty old rape wagon"
by rustin g. October 2, 2007
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