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The Wally

"Hey, Mom! We're out of milk, so I'm giong to The Wally."
by Xpinkranger September 19, 2009
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Don't put the cherry in the wall

Don't over complicate things.
Don't put the cherry in the wall. Just say it.
by Strain Gage King April 21, 2018
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Thee wally

A wally is a person that is extremely full of themselves for no reason at all and try their hardest to show everyone their self worth and cockyness. These people are the complete opposite of their alter ego. Usually are found at the bar , driving their car around with the windows down and girl sunglasses on. "thee wally" is the king of all wallys and usually has a entourage of wally followers
Omg! Do you see that that thee wally over there with the khaki shorts, high socks and drinking that fruity drink?
by Live and Love it May 7, 2011
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Willy the One-Eyed Worm Burper

A work friendly way of calling someone a dickhead, asshole or piece of shit.
Coworker #1: “I cant stand that fucking dumb ass piece of shit boss we have! He just keeps making fun of everyone and just sits on his ass all day while we work our asses off! How is that fair?!”

Coworker #2: “Wow now! Lets have a little more class than that! We could get fired for swearing up a storm like that! How about from now on we refer to our boss as “Willy the One-Eyed Worm Burper” - surly thats a lot more work appropriate. Also, its sure to make anyone laugh and break the tension in the room!
by Isl-96 April 6, 2023
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wall-to-wall counseling

A behavior correction method, in which a superior shows a subordinate the error of his or her actions by means of physical violence. Verbal abuse is optional. While primitive, it differs from blind, drunken battery in that it is initiated with the objective of eliminating undesirable behavior. Used correctly, it is utilized only when all other methods of communication have failed.

Applications of wall-to-wall counseling vary, ranging from a simple slap to prolonged sessions ending with a trip to the hospital. Like most counseling, it is of an intimate nature and usually takes place between counseler and counselee in a secluded place, though the counseler may opt to include assistants for physically fit patients. Blunt, hard objects such as baseball bats, 2x4 wood, and walking canes are occasionally included as teaching aids.

Named for the dynamic nature involved, in which a counselee is tossed about from wall to wall during a session.

For additional information, refer to WALL-TO-WALL COUNSELING FM 22-102, available from the United States Army's Field Manual Headquarters.
The new worker, Billy Bob, keeps clogging the toilets with his chewing tobacco. I've tried talking to him and reducing his pay, but he won't stop and I can't afford to fire him. Maybe some wall-to-wall counseling will fix the problem.
by Eidako July 27, 2003
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Wall Trash

Those generic tattoos that you see on the wall behind those cheap plastic frames at a tattoo parlor. Most commonly found on college students, middle aged women, those "oh i just want a rose or a butterfly" type people, and anyone else following a tattoo fad.
"did you see that cross jose got tattooed on his chest?"
"yeah man, i saw that same cross on julio's arm!"
"i can't believe those two fools got the same wall trash tattooed on themselves."
by CocoaBuns April 30, 2009
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Wall Touch

In a double penetration scenario, when one penis feels the other penis through the wall between the butthole and the vagina
Bro 1: Yo, I had a devil's threesome last night, and my balls touched the other guy's balls. Is that gay?

Bro 2: Bro, everyone knows a wall touch leads to a ball touch, and ball touches are gay.

Bro 1: You're right, wall touches lead to ball touches.
by walltouch November 11, 2018
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