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Wakey Wines

Known in full as Wakefield Wines. Wakefield Wines is an off-licence shop in the City of Wakefield in West Yorkshire, UK that has gone viral on TikTok for selling Prime Hydration drinks at an extortionate price per bottle. Usually they charge £25 per bottle but one family spent a grand on several crates full. The owner can often be heard saying in TikTok clips with his customers "What's the best shop in Wakey? Wakey Wines!"
What's the best shop in Wakey? Wakey Wines.
by MrFunny83 January 2, 2023
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Wakey Wakey Hands off Snakey

My brother busted into my room yelling "Wakey Wakey hands off Snakey" to awaken me while I tried spanking the monkey a little before work.
by Kooh July 7, 2011
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Wakey water

by Uptheirons33 October 12, 2020
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Wakey Partakey

Much like Wakey Bakey, WAKEY PARTAKEY is when a person wakes up and eats a weed edible.
I started this morning with a WAKEY PARTAKEY
by RoastnToast April 27, 2021
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jakey wakey

Oh my! It's Jakey Wakey in his mother's bedroom!!
by aunt jemama December 9, 2010
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Donny Wakey Eyes

when a persons eyes are not following each other but in fact facing in different directions as pointed to the town of Wakefield and Doncaster
you seen that guy?
yeah, propper Donny Wakey Eyes
by Pheonixnight May 3, 2018
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wakey ho hos

you wake up early in the morning and for some uncontrollable reason you immediately break out in delirious laughter. similar to the sleepy ha has.
(upon awaking...) hahahhahahahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

You have the wakey ho hos!
by gramu March 31, 2009
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