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One of the poorest compilations of knowledge available on the internet, thanks to a very relaxed quality control. Basically, there are five types of definitions you will find on anything:

1) The informative, deceptively neutral definition that tells you what you wanted to know.

2) The extremely biased definition that hints at a possibly psychotic author.

3) The entry that only points you to the definition of an obscenity as reference, in an attempt to be clever.

4) The definition that only makes sense to the author's friends.

5) The entry that details some weird sexual act, which probably has nothing to do with the word it's defining.
Some definitions of "George Bush" you might find on urbandictionary.com:

Def 1: The 43rd president of the United States, was inaugurated on January 20, 2001, went on to blah blah blah...

Def 2: The worst fucking leader in the history of mankind, has the intelligence of the pretzel he choked on that one time.

Def 3: See "Asswipe," "Chimpanzee," "Dickhead"

Def 4: What Mike sounded like that one time at Six Flags! You know what I'm talking about, dude!

Def 5: When your girlfriend accidentally bites off your cock and chokes to death on it.
by little nerd August 12, 2006
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www.urbandictionary.com

If you got this far and dont know what it is you dont deserve to have a computer.
by Novizzle4shizzle February 12, 2006
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urbandictionary-ized

1. verb. To insult someone using original terms that you found searching random urban dictionary words. Usualy the recipient of this urbandictionaryism has no idea what the insultor has just said to him.
2. verb. To have found a word on urban dictionary which is completely true, yet it applies to you and hurts.
1.
me:yeah, well you know what, josh? You're a....a....a...syed. yeah, how do you like that one?
josh:????
friend:dude you totaly got urbandictionary-ized
2.
Dammit, i just got urbandictionary-ized. check out some of those definitions of pothead
by we2d July 21, 2008
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urbandictionary dat shit!

When you don't know what a slang means, and therefore must urbandictionary it.
whore: and then he donkey punched me!

*confusion*

thinks to self: I better urbandictionary dat shit!
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urbandictionary

UrbanDictionary is a site where you can look up slang words. The site itself is a good idea, too bad that half of the definitions were added by stupid and hateful people, and it can be quite depressing 'cuz if you want to remove something, you have to fill a whole damn questionnary and it takes more time than posting comments.
by Annie June 20, 2004
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Why am I searching random words on UrbanDictionary?

Most likely one of two reasons:
1. you're bored af
2. you have no life

But I guess there's always the third option...
3. finals
Now enjoy having wasted a good minute of your life typing in this ridiculous word that isn't a word and reading this stupid definition

Now I must use the word in order for this to be posted: Why am I searching random words on UrbanDictionary?

^Just ignore that okay?
by purpura7 October 6, 2016
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why does the E page on UrbanDictionary have so many likes

To be honest, I don’t know, and I’m glad you asked, too, because I have no idea how you found this page.
Why why does the E page on UrbanDictionary have so many likes
by Nobody reads this except you- September 30, 2021
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