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umbilical cord

something that is fetishized by youtube kids videos
you should cut out the umbilical cord... NOW!!!
by iminhellplshelpahhh July 28, 2024
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Umbilical condom

When after birth, the umbilical cord is saved preserved with preservatives from a bag of beef jerky or similar preservatives, kept moist then stretched, put on your penis then masterbaited into.
Yo, I just used an umbilical condom!
by Kokobolivia Von mallen February 7, 2026
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