mommy udders

A phrase used to describe a pregnant womans breasts. They are typically very large tits that just hang off her chest and jiggle as she walks cause they are just full of milk.

"Damn look at mommy udders!! I wanna suck milk right out of them!!"

"I would fuck the milk right out of her mommy udders!!"

by Benjamin the Conqueror June 2, 2008

uddering

The act of juvenile masterbation using a downward pointed closed hand while palming the head of the penis.

His hand finally cramped up while uddering for the 3rd time that afternoon.

by SJBrowneII December 25, 2014

Udders

A large set of breasts found on a female. They can also be found on men who eat to much.

Look at that hot chick she's got a prize set of udders.

by Mark Francis Tasker May 30, 2006

Uddering

Uddering is a sexual position/act involving 2 partners. It occurs when a male is naked on all fours and the other partner masterbates him into a bucket which is directly under him. The partner then drinks the ejaculation from the bucket.

Friend: So what did you and John get up to last night?
Girl: Oh we tried Uddering. It didn't taste very nice...

by craiguss March 29, 2015

Undent

To not be dented. Specifically when your girlfriend's nephew dents his grandmother's shed and has to redact the dentage.

Brandon had to undent his grandmother's shed after slapping it with his balls.

by Ticklebiscuits May 31, 2018

comfen undens

The massive and comfortable cotton granny panties you bust out once a month, when you want something to fit your bloated pms bod. Never to be worn with skinny jeans-only under your ratty robe or favorite sweatpants.

I feel so gross! Can't wait to get home and throw on my comfen undens!!

by Morganmary July 26, 2009

bum udder

A man or woman can get these by eating too much of the wrong stuff........ You guessed it, piles. Doctors will suggest more fibre and fruit in your diet.

Simon "I can't sit down" Brad "you must have bum udders"

by RAWSTAN August 26, 2015