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twelvie

a waste of precious white stuff that is aged 12, normally you can find them playing fortnite or in town swearing loudly and vaping because they think they're cool. Also known to shout "ESHAY BAAAAAA" on the streets
Tommy: ESHAY BAAAAA!
Jake: ESHAY BAAAAAA! FUCKN OATH BOYZZZ LETS PLAY SOME FORTNITE L8R
Some civilised 15 year old named Rob: Look at those ever so uncivilsed twelvies
by divoc91 April 27, 2021
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Twelvie

A person like Jai Coxon who thinks they are older than nine but in reality are still an egg.
Ryan: Hey Jai, you're a twelvie.
Jai: No I'm thirteen.
Ryan: Fuck off cunt
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twelvie

A young human specimen 12 years of age but thinks they're older then they really are. oh and they are generally smart asses.
stfu you dumb ass twelvie, go and neck yourself.
by milk'N'clorox March 20, 2018
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superseded twelvie

Anyone 16 years or older that acts the same way as a twelve, like dresses slutty, pretends to do adult shit when she really doesn't do shit. Basically a twelvie that never got over themselves
Bro 1: Man she's soo hot, look at all of the shit she does! I wander what she's like in bed ;)
Bro 2: Bruh, she's just a superseded twelvie, she's an overgrown slutty twelve year old..
Bro 1: That's so shit man, hate them.
by LawdJeebus July 10, 2014
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Twelvie

Twelvie:

Usually used for emphasis or in the jockular context. A large penis, ie a twelver. Can also be used to say you totally crushed a task, ie " our team won the football game by 38 points, fuc&ing TWELVED these bitches." Ie- as to say a brutal reaming with a large phallic object. "La Verga" , mast like.
P1: "Why don't you STFU and sit down before your sorry".

P2: " Your the one that will be saying "Sally" when I make you suck my big Fn Twelvie. "
( Fight Ensues)
by Lexicon Steel February 28, 2024
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twelvie

Somerset skatepark group- commonly known as creature that vapes, makes obnoxious noises and litters. Scientific name- Bella soils, Isla douglas
Those twelvies are so annoying! i know right..look at them drinking all that soju
by lskkdjf November 27, 2021
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Twelvie

They typically play games in the back of the classroom and steal peoples stuff.
They put on Aussie accents and always say mate like and adult would. They always claim that others are twelvies when really they are. They are unfit and inactive. They also claim things that do not belong to them and think they are top notch and usually people are defensive when the other is winning an arguement. Typically call others twelvies.
“Mate, look at this motorbike game”
You’re such a twelvie”
by John1422 July 24, 2019
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