An astounding best friend that is always there to listen and encourage whenever you need it. Also the best boyfriend you will ever have no matter how much they deny it. He’s adorable and as kind as you can get. An absolute angel. If you let a Triston out of your life you will always regret it. They are perfect.
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Get the Triston mug.Tristonianity is the religion that believes Tristan Finkelstein will come to power in the year 5000 (0 Tristan Time or TT) and will be our new god. The Tristonians believe in many ancient mythological Tristonian stories that explains how the world came to be. The stories while not proven entirely true, do have many pieces of evidence that leads to most of these stories being somewhat, or very accurate.
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a person's biggest trigger during a psychadelic trip, guaranteed to send them into a shadow realm bad trip experience
Alex: did she have fun at burning man?
Deen: nah she gets this unfortunate anxiety around repetitive music, it's kinda like her triptonite
Pat: sounds kinda f-tier
Deen: nah she gets this unfortunate anxiety around repetitive music, it's kinda like her triptonite
Pat: sounds kinda f-tier
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Tifton also claims to be the capital of everything in the world, including turf grass and reading.
Tifton also claims to be the capital of everything in the world, including turf grass and reading.
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Get the Tifton mug.A Triston is very striking and will be the first person you notice in a crowd. A Triston has aggressive and intimidating eyes. Tristons normally try to act like they arent phased by anything but on the inside Tristons are all emotional messes. They tend to get very angry when they get sad and will lash out at anyone who tries to converse with them. Tristons are normally negative people but they will do anything for the ones they love. They prefer to be alone than in a crowd. They arent afraid to be alone if its to get away from fake/weak people. They look at things much differently than other but Tristons will always put you before themselves and will have your back in any fight or hardship until the end. If you find a Triston hold on to them but if you have ever done them wrong or they tell you they dont fuck with you, keep your distance
by A N I M A V E S T R A June 2, 2018
Get the Triston mug.If Runnemede nj wasn’t bad enough it had to build a school and bring other sluts and Stoners to one diseased riddled hot box. The most trash school you will ever go to. The teachers are racist and either care to much or not at all. The principal is on something. And the only thing worst than that is the crack head student, attending there. They are egotistical, basic, and arrogant. Once you step foot in that school you automatically want to kill yourself. DO NOT SEND YOUR CHILDREN THERE.
Triton regional high school is trash.
Don’t go to triton regional high School.
Chad: what school do you go to?
Brad: triton regional high school
Chad: the one where the princepal nudes came out
Brad: yup
“Yo I’ve been to triton a week and I think I have chlamydia”
Don’t go to triton regional high School.
Chad: what school do you go to?
Brad: triton regional high school
Chad: the one where the princepal nudes came out
Brad: yup
“Yo I’ve been to triton a week and I think I have chlamydia”
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Triston is my bestie
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