Brain transplant donor

Someone with no brain. AKA a friendly way to say "idiot".

Idiot: *says something stupid*
Person 1 : "Do you happen to be a brain transplant donor?"

by babyeater29126 April 28, 2015

Fart transplant

When you pull down your panties and then your partners panties at the same time. You go cheek to cheek and fart into their bum and blame them for the smell.

As Joe had his hands deep in the sink washing up I sneaked up and gave him a fart transplant. I then waddled off into the night telling him how dirty he smells

by classicbadger January 26, 2021

Belly Button Lint Transplant

1. When ones belly button lint is removed from their navel cavity and placed into anothers. 2. May be transfer of belly button lint from person who produces excess fluff to someone with inadequate production. 3. A cruel procedure that is often done to an unwilling recipient by restraining their body.

John, "Wow, I have a whole lot of fluff accumulated in there" Bryce, "Harvest that shit for someone in need of a belly button lint transplant!"

by layinlow February 28, 2011

Transplant

A person (usually in their 20s) that moves from suburban/ rural America to any major city. Generally, these people are running away from or ashamed of their pasts and seeking to fruitlessly reinvent themselves and adhere to every possible perceived "trendy urban" stereotype ( e.g. In NYC, dressed head-to-toe in black, toting a "Manhattan Portage" bag, expensive sunglasses, etc.) making them extremely easy to spot. The phony "city" act is most obnoxious when the "transplant" has friends from their hometown visiting or they are back in their real hometown visiting.

The transplants look to live near busy avenues that offer some sort of social scene, bars, cafes, restaurants, etc.

by BKOG January 10, 2010

Transplain

Verb: Transplain; Third person present: transplains; past tense : transplained; past participle: transplained; gerund or past particple: transplaining

(Of a trans person) explaining (something) typically to a non trans person, usually about trans issues or identity/categorization in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.

'Jeremy called Doug by their old name ..Verna.. and now Doug has been transplainging to Jeremy about identify for the last half hour'

by Tyson Ardo May 16, 2020

transplaining

When transgender individuals complain about their self-created drama to their eternal spouse Tumblr, under the impression that the rest of the world is to unquestioningly conform its will and behavior to their demented ramblings. Spinoff of mansplaining

TAL9000 is the transplaining champion.

by SwarmGoddammit September 21, 2013

Transplain

When a transgendered person (typically someone who is assigned male at birth) talks down to cisgendered people (typically cisgendered women) about various topics including biology, gender, gender expression, privilege, etc. Often it is an outlandish idea or talking point that when opposed by a cisgendered person the trans individual or followers of said individual will call the cisgendered person a bigot or transphobic for lack of a better argument.

Amab Transfemme: I take HRT and it gives me a period. I get tender breasts, cramps and I'm super hormonal at certain times of the month.

Cis woman: I'm sorry but that's not a period. You don't have a uterus or ovaries so that's physically impossible.

Amab transfemme: My period is very real to me! I do everything but bleed! You're being exclusionary to trans women! How privileged you are to be Cis! You're transphobic!

Cisgender woman: Did you just transplain my own bodily function to me?

by Lovely potatoes February 28, 2023