Toilet paper

Toilet paper is a thin paper substance that people use to wipe their booty

In these times of pandemic all people especially hoarders and karens will buy way to much

Toilet paper is even more sacred then hand sanitizer

Some believe that toilet paper will stop COVID-19 but no they are wrong
Ugh there’s Karen again with 500 rolls of toilet paper
I will wipe my booty with this toilet paper
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Bill:What the fuck would I wipe my ass with if toilet paper wasn't invented.
Bob: Your sock, dude?
by snorgle October 19, 2003
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toilet paper

1. A soft paper-like product that you use to clean your anus after you poop.

2. A product that flys nicely over nieghbors trees.
I just wiped my ass with some toilet paper.

Damn, That was a good throw, man I think the toilet paper hit every branch on the way down that tree!
by Stevereno January 12, 2007
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Hahahahah! The blue eyes dragon yugio card is NO MATCH for my turd!
by J.L. February 13, 2004
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oh fucking shit, i'm out of toilet paper
should i use my socks or my roommates towel?
by piebot October 28, 2003
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The person who made that image is right on. I don't know who the crud wants to reach under the roll to get paper, or unwrap it backwards over the roll, but rational people just don't put TP on the stick with it hangin' on the inside.
Jimbo put the toilet paper on backwards. "Jimbo, you are an idiot. I had to stinkin' reach under the roll. Let me recommend a good psychotherapist."
by Toilet Paper Police July 19, 2005
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Toilet Papering

The act of gathering a large amount of toilet paper and covering a house with it.
Dude, lets go Toilet Papering , we can T.P. that bully's house.
by PB Poser March 28, 2011
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