Steel-toe sock

A sock that is used on multiple occasions to jerk off inside of. It becomes stiff around the toe area that catches the brunt of the loads.

ME: Dude I think Mom found my Steel-toe sock under my bed.
DAD: She did. When I tried to tell her to leave it there so you didn't ruin another one she threatened to put it on and kick me with it
ME: she should've

by Charlie Badass November 10, 2018

Bleedy old toe

A severe affliction that befalls certain professionals who spend too much time wearing leather shoes in an office environment.

Great day at work, apart from the bleedy old toe flaring up says Arch.

by bleedyoldtoe March 9, 2016

toe bushes

the luxurious mound of hair that adds a certain topiary quality to the toes. usually a male attribute, but not entirely.

"dude, if you're gonna wear flip flops, lose the toe bushes. your feet look like they pissed off edward scissorhands."

by Barky von Schnauser December 23, 2011

Toe Jammer

Doo-Wop

Mammot: Bum
Toe Jammer: Doo
Mammot: Bum Bum
Toe Jammer: Doo-wop
Mammot: Bum
Toe Jammer: Doo
Mammot: Bum
Fwog: Wahwawawawawa

by FartSmella22 June 2, 2021

go commit stub toe

to do the action of unexpectedly causing extreme pain to a toe as a result of impact to inanimate object

jerry hated marty so bad that he wanted him to go commit stub toe *jerry at home* alalalalalal- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by fallboygo October 10, 2021

toffee toe

When having sex with your partner and your toe catches them up the ass and it leaves a poo mark on your toe.

Oh look I have a toffee toe. Or Damn I have a toffee toe, please pass some toilet paper.

by Houseylady May 19, 2018

toe bo

The fluff that accumulates between your toes.

Jesus mum you've for a serious amount of toe bo

by Jbird86 March 30, 2016