toblerone

The sharp, stinging ache that occurs in the penis after either a long, furious wank, or a series of many short quick wanks.
Feels as though the penis is changing shape- hence the term 'Toblerone'

"Man, i beat off so much last night i got a Toblerone!"

by Oscar September 2, 2004

toblerone tits

this is a woman whos tits are so pointed and odd shaped that they look like giant toblerones. If you have toblerone tits you will be called Elaine. Elaine usually uses her tits as weapons to protect her from all the staff she upsets. But don't worry Elaine, tits won't always be able to protect you!!!!

Help, help....there's something strange coming out the office!...Oh it's ok, its just toblerone tits

What do you call an odd shaped woman called Elaine....
yes you guessed it...toblerone tits!

by you should know me by now! February 24, 2008

Toblerone

As in the Pyramid choclate: On my own--Toblerone

Who was with you??
Ah, I was on my Toblerone

by Pimp Daddy December 8, 2003

Tobleroned

Rhyming slang for stoned.
Can be shortened to Toblered.

I'm too tobleroned to got out tonight.
I'm too toblered to go out tonight.

by Vic July 17, 2004

toblerone holder

the triangle formed by a woman's poon and her inner thighs

Damn, look at that toblerone holder, I'd like to bury my face in that!

by CoffeeTABLE March 2, 2015

Tobleroned

When a swift kick to the ass includes a direct anal blow from the big toe, resulting in a bloody drip from the anus

Fatty Deb caught Paul Izzi giving her dog a shotgun and ran up from behind and tobleroned him

by Sir Biff July 3, 2015

Toblerone

the dick of an injured veteran

BERTHA: I heard that Sally got fucked by Tim's Toblerone .

GERTRUDE: and I heard her say that it felt like she was driving down speed bumps in a super car

by Suicidal Soviet January 4, 2019