tj

a total jew who always bums cigarettes............demons

that dude at the party was a tj for sure

by bringer of pie and doom....... March 05, 2010

Tj

A back-stabbing, bipolar person who tends to be a dick and tries to ruin everything for his close friend(s).

OMG guys! He pulled a Tj on her and ruined her love life!

by drewryking December 24, 2010

TJ

Turkey Jizz, comes from the movie "Deuce Bigelow: Male Gigolo"

Hey man, you got a little TJ on your lip.

by EnglishMaster June 08, 2004

TJ

stands for thumb job. drunk girls jackin off your thumb thinkin its a penis.

put your right thumb in the air. TJ's all around!

by ktparsnips May 30, 2010

TJ

tj a.k.a. Twat Juice

Damn I want to get some tj from that bird.

by Bob Cob April 20, 2005

TJ!

Abbreviation of Totally Jerkable. TJ! basically means that you would totally jerk off to a hottie you just saw.

Usually TJ! is said in public so the girl your talking about doesn't understand.

As you say TJ!, you must make a hand gesture of jerking off to imply that this chick is indeed Totally Jerkable.

Pervert 1: "hey, did you see that hottie with the tits?, holy shit, makes me wanna comjizzle in my pizzle pazzle"

Pervert 2: "TJ!" *hand motion*

by Tyler Ardizzle April 05, 2007

TJ

Slang for Tijuna, a Border town in Mexico that borders San Diego, California.

18 Year Old Kid: "Hey, let's go to TJ tonight and get wasted."

by KBach February 08, 2008