The fastest living thing alive. Nobody can outrun this amazing creature. It's shell can withstand the greatest of forces and would never break.
No! A snail is faster than me!
by ser see swee February 2, 2021
Get the Snailmug. To provide a female with a loose, unreliable, semi-erection that has to be maintained through continuous, harsh & raging masturbation sessions in-between penetration attempts.
This state of the penis very much resembles a Shell Less Snail.
This state of the penis very much resembles a Shell Less Snail.
1. "Hey Tim, remember that chick I hooked up with last night ? I got too drunk so i gave her the snail"
2. "I don't find Lisa attractive, but due to my low standards, i'm willing to snail her."
3. "Daquan has such a weak dick game, he snailed me for the 3rd time this week. I think he might be gay"
2. "I don't find Lisa attractive, but due to my low standards, i'm willing to snail her."
3. "Daquan has such a weak dick game, he snailed me for the 3rd time this week. I think he might be gay"
by Lil Conus July 17, 2020
Get the Snailmug. When you take your penis, wrap it around your testicles, and then draw the tip out to the side, thus creating the snail's body with your penis and the shell is represented by the testicles.
Only looks good if you have an Elephant Trunk.
Only looks good if you have an Elephant Trunk.
by Underground Boy October 10, 2004
Get the snailmug. When one is late for an appointment or meeting. Or someone who is just generically slow in doing anything.
by Sexehhh January 2, 2009
Get the Snailmug. "Hey bro heard you and your girlfriend got pretty wild last night"
"Yeah we did the snail. Thats why you heard that scooting noise and theres a trail of cum on the floor."
"Yeah we did the snail. Thats why you heard that scooting noise and theres a trail of cum on the floor."
by oh?_on_jah? June 7, 2019
Get the The snailmug. When a girl is so wet if she were to walk it would leak out of her underwear and resemble a snail as it walks down the side walk leaving the shinny residue on the ground behind them
(Ex 1):Tom : "Dude we just left the bar and I had all the girls snailing...total frat move"
(Ex 2):"Dude did you see that girl snailing over Tyler last night,? she was super hot"
(Ex 3) Will : "Hey sweet polo bathing suit, haha that looks like a cowboy should be wearing it, what you think John ?"
John :" haha yeah your gonna have all the girls snailing "
(Ex 2):"Dude did you see that girl snailing over Tyler last night,? she was super hot"
(Ex 3) Will : "Hey sweet polo bathing suit, haha that looks like a cowboy should be wearing it, what you think John ?"
John :" haha yeah your gonna have all the girls snailing "
by Tygercub2008 July 6, 2009
Get the Snailingmug. 