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The Tyler Method

A method for eating booty designed to preemptively inform the “giver” of the “recievers” rectal situation. Primarily used for one night stands. The steps are listed below:

1. While going down on the “receiver”, stick your finger tip in their anus.

2. After penetration has occurred, give the finger a sniff.

3. If the sniff test passes, lick your finger quickly. This can be disguised as if you are pulling a pube from your teeth.

4. If the lick test passes, you now can feel safe to chow down on their down town.

Side note: Briefly skim the anal crevice to feel for dingle berries before penetration. This is to determine the surface cleanliness. This method should take 5-15 seconds to make a solid decision.
John: How was you weekend Jake?
Jake: It was awesome man, I used the Tyler Method on this chick. Once she checked out, I dove mouth first into that booty.

John: You are a brave son of bitch, Possibly my hero.
by Blubyu18 February 4, 2019
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the o method

The O Method is a particularly powerful method of manifestation that happens when someone is about to climax during some kind of pleasure, it can be self pleasure or pleasure with other people. The way it works is right before climax you picture whatever you want manifest in your mind and the vocalize the manifestation during climax.
Manifester: hey babe you want to use "the o method" tonight? I really want that promotion at my job.
by ella bella fo fella October 23, 2022
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the fiom method

the Figure It Out Motherfu**er method; utilized mid-operation when an unplanned or unannounced change of course or plan occurs, and no immediate protocol is available for use in the decision-making process
i was driving my usual route home today when i came upon barricades with nowhere to go; the city was conducting MORE street work. how nice that it wasn't posted that there was a dead end ahead, or detour signs posted in advance. i guess i'll three point it and use the fiom method....
by nicole aka the haute 'haüsen December 28, 2008
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The spitfire method

Action in which you take a 360° Bluetooth speaker put the volume to max and insert it into the anus or vulva to simulate the use of a vibrator.
She really enjoys using the spitfire method, though her boyfriend does not enjoy it so much.
by MosaicBunny February 7, 2023
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The Camden Method

Named in honor of the upstanding, Jesus-friendly family from the hit TV show 7th Heaven, it is the mark of truly bad acting.
Britney Spears employed the Camden Method in her film acting debut, Crossroads.
by kholiday February 3, 2006
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The Dunnikov Method

1. (a) A tactic employed during combat against large groups of the undead/infected in the context of a zombie apocalypse, esp. in the face of overwhelming numbers and/or imminent defeat. The method involves encouraging the undead/infected to follow the living/uninfected combatant(s) in a loop around an area of unspecified size, resulting in the undead/infected grouping into single file formation, approximately resembling a conga line. The living/uninfected combatants are thus able to more effectively counter the undead/infected menace.

(b) Often shortened to 'The Dunnikov'.

2. A verb describing the use of the Dunnikov Method.
1. (a) "Captain, we've been overrun."

"It's time to initiate the Dunnikov method."

(b) "I've had enough of these motherfucking zombies on this motherfucking farm! I'm switching to the Dunnikov."

2. "Sir, the situation at the front is getting desperate, some units have even been reduced to Dunnikoving."
by Denny von Schwanzkopfen March 29, 2013
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The Persistence Method

This method refers to the ability of otherwise unremarkable men to get beautiful women to do random, degrading, naked or otherwise spectacular things by asking them enough times that they lose the ability to say no.
"Why did those two girls walk out of Dan's bedroom?"

"Must have been the Dan Persistence Method"

"Why are there naked pictures of us being sent around our friends - we never get naked when we're drunk?"

"Must have been the Persistence Method"
by SPage September 6, 2013
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