fork the kiwi

To do IT with an Australian person

Person 1: Yoo I’m gonna fork the kiwi girl
Person 2: TMI dude

by Miss Gurl that is HIDEOUS!😠 June 21, 2021

fork in the road

(1) A way to show that there is a large decision to be made and you have to chose between to obstacles.
(2) A split in a road going two different directions

(1) There is a fork in the road, do I follow his advice or hers?
(2) A fork in the road, do we go north or south?

by anonymous August 30, 2004

Fork in the garbage disposal

Ding ding ding da ding ding da ding ding ding ding ding da ding ding da ding ding ding

Person 1: LETS DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL

person 2: DING DING DING DA DING DING DA DING DING

by Memetrash21 December 31, 2017

Fork in the Pee

The moment when a guy starts peeing, two (or more) paths of urine come out of a dude's penis, until finally rejoining into one path as a result of a urine elixer.

Guy: I had to pee so bad, but I had a fork in the pee and went on the floor.

by Stik E June 13, 2009

Fork in the road

the action of pulling your penis between your legs while sitting on a hard surface and defacating so as the log is pushed upward between your legs and is parted by the penis. Leaving a fork in the road.

Two is better than one, so how about a fork in the road.

by penh June 6, 2009

The Holy Hobo Fork

The basis of the Holy Hobo Fork religion; a fork that has been blessed by a holy hobo.

Have you prayed to the Holy Hobo Fork today?

by Nanashi Kurokaze December 18, 2006

The Ol' Knife Fork and Spoon

1) A word for a sexual practice that doesn't mean anything.

2) A reference to sex that isn't crude

The following sexual induendo's are real and make sence:

The Angry Dragon
69
The Spiderman

But no matter how you try and think about it 'The Ol' Knife Fork and Spoon' can not be thought of as dirty.

by !!GrEeK-BoY!! May 13, 2005