The Cake Is A Lie

A joke that has gone on for far too f*cking long.

John: The cake is a lie. HAHA

Jack: For god's sake, the game came out 4 years ago, give it a break

by ZombieGamer July 17, 2011

The Cake Maker

When you have sex with a girl with a condom on then take of the condom, slice off the top, then disperse your seaman liberally all over her face.

He just gave her the cake maker dude.

by stone1331 July 25, 2008

the cake is a lie

When a transsexual tricks a strait male into thinking he's a girl in bed.

Hugo: So I said, 'Hey, let's turn on the lights..'

Hugo: Then she said, 'Oh silly, you can have the garage okay. The porche is still in the shop..'

Jerry Springer: So you slept with a guy?

Hugo: I ain't gonna lie Jerry.. The cake is a lie. * He's then punched in the nose and the transsexual yells, 'Oh no you d-ent' and someones wig falls off in the tussel, Jerry picks up the hair and makes a mustache with it

Jerry Springer: *Walks off stage and plays pocket pool* We'll be back!

by Leeping Larry July 17, 2011

the cake is a lie

The phrase the cake is a lie had it's origins on one of the *chans. It started in the lolicon image board also called "/cake/" or "Delicious Cake" (Lolicon being drawn pornography depicting small children doing sexual favors.) On certain chans (Which will go unnamed) the /cake/ board shows picture of real small children instead of drawn. similar to their /jb/ or jailbait boards. Some of these picture can be found with a tag on them saying "Open with winrar". When you do this these certain picture open text documents with links or bat info that leads to child porn or "CP". when people would open these in winrar most of the time they would be linked to such a website as Goatse or tubgirl. The receiver of "CP" would then return to the original thread and tag it with the phrase "The cake is a lie" cake being Child Porn. This phrase is often mistaken for portal where at the end you are rewarded with cake promised throughout the game only to have it taken away. But that would leave incorrect. The meaning of this phrase was lost some time ago and was only brought back when portal was introduced and it fit so well.

"Open in WinRawr"

"OMG DUDE WTF"

"The cake is a lie"

by FPSBP Anon March 16, 2008

The Cake sock

When you bake a cake then have another stick their foot inside. Then you jizz on the cake as if its frosting and then eat it.

Big Jim loves to give people the cake sock.

by ShradeBrigade January 27, 2009

the cake is cold

what co-workers tell each other as secret code to know that, yes, today is somebody's birthday - and yes, cake will be shared in the lunchroom.

Receptionist J: isn't today Mary's birthday?

Receptionist P: Duh wench, the cake is cold!

by ReceptionistJ September 4, 2008

The cake is a lie

A euphemism for a girl who has a gorgeous figure (especially the posterior), but an ugly face.

Mark: *seeing a seemingly attractive girl from behind in public* Dude, check her out.

Paul: Damn!

*she turns around to reveal a hideous face*

Mark: *wince* The cake is a lie!

by Angry Leprechaun March 23, 2008