noun- An act of intense, emo intercourse performed by a man, wearing a purple top-hat, on a woman;
1.) The man gurgles up a lugi and spits on the woman's vagina. He then begins to smear it around, stimulating her clitoris.
2.) The man then persists by shoving Twizzlers, at least 27, analy into the woman.
*Of note, if the woman begins to bleed, you are doing it right*
3.) The man will then drizzle hot fudge all over the woman's breastic region and smear it everywhere. He will then lick all of it off and force her to eat the Twizzlers.
4.) Upon completion, the couple will have sex, however avoiding anal, due to the fact that she will not be tight in that region.
1.) The man gurgles up a lugi and spits on the woman's vagina. He then begins to smear it around, stimulating her clitoris.
2.) The man then persists by shoving Twizzlers, at least 27, analy into the woman.
*Of note, if the woman begins to bleed, you are doing it right*
3.) The man will then drizzle hot fudge all over the woman's breastic region and smear it everywhere. He will then lick all of it off and force her to eat the Twizzlers.
4.) Upon completion, the couple will have sex, however avoiding anal, due to the fact that she will not be tight in that region.
"At first, I thought my boyfriend was going to rape me... But it was much worse!"
"What happened?!"
"...He gave me a Willy Wonka!"
"Oh! My! Fucking! GOD!"
"What happened?!"
"...He gave me a Willy Wonka!"
"Oh! My! Fucking! GOD!"
by cavalico April 8, 2009
Get the Willy Wonkamug. The definition of Willy Wonka is “Wyatt”.
Wyatt is the definition of Willy Wonka.
It is an endless cycle of going back and forth between the two. The both of them define each other and there is no other sole definition for Willie Wonka except for “Wyatt” and vice a versa.
Wyatt is the definition of Willy Wonka.
It is an endless cycle of going back and forth between the two. The both of them define each other and there is no other sole definition for Willie Wonka except for “Wyatt” and vice a versa.
by Teaveem October 28, 2018
Get the Willy Wonkamug. Jim: Hey Dave, why'd you leave the party so early last night?
Dave: I went with this girl I met and did some Willy Wonkaing to her.
Jim: ...Shit. You're a sick fuck. Don't talk to me again.
Dave: I went with this girl I met and did some Willy Wonkaing to her.
Jim: ...Shit. You're a sick fuck. Don't talk to me again.
by Spookie Clowncake May 8, 2019
Get the Willy Wonkaingmug. When a girl you are in a 69 with has explosive diarrhea and turns loose on your face making you look like a boy eating a Willy Wonka bar on a hot summers day.
by Thom Jones July 9, 2012
Get the Willy Wonkamug. by WillyWonkaCocoaLover1 October 18, 2008
Get the Willy Wonkamug. by Aaron CK December 27, 2005
Get the willy wonkamug. a move when a man and a woman have sex and the man brings in oompa loompas to satisfy her the way he cannot.
its also a definition made up when i'm really bored. so yeah
its also a definition made up when i'm really bored. so yeah
freak: "dude last night, i wasn't in the mood"
friend: "so you left her unsatisfied???"
freak: "of course not. I pulled a willie wonka and got out of there"
friend:"classsyy"
friend: "so you left her unsatisfied???"
freak: "of course not. I pulled a willie wonka and got out of there"
friend:"classsyy"
by thisisstupid October 31, 2008
Get the a willie wonkamug.