The Spiderman

Much like The Batman while having sex with a girl, make sure her uncle is at her house. At the point of climax pull out a gun and kill her uncle and then slingshot yourself out the house.

yeh she told me that this was a one time thing, so i did The Spiderman and now he uncles funeral is next week.

by mister mentone August 8, 2018

the spider

When your fisting someone and your hand is in their ass, you spread out your fingers as wide as you can and yell: SPIDER!!!

...and that was the last time I gave someone the spider before cutting my finger nails.

by Horse Cock Jonson April 21, 2005

The Spider-Man

When when a man's having sex with a woman, cums into his hand then slaps it onto her cheek and slowly pulls his hand away. You get that white weby strings between her face and your hand.

G1: "Dude, I totally did The Spider-Man on her cheek!"
G2: "Oh man, what'd she say?"
G1: "She slapped me across the face, called me some nasty names then stormed out."

by Lacrosse05 November 4, 2007

Pull all the legs off the spider

Masturbating 8 or more times in a day.

Will: What are you up to this weekend?

Jamie: I'm going to try and beat Rich's record of 7 and pull all the legs off the spider.

by howlingmadwilger March 29, 2010

The spiderman

When a man ejaculates in his hand and throws it at his girlfriends face. Like Spider-Man.

My girlfriend was pissed when I gave her the "The spiderman" last night.

by Uptowntick March 8, 2014

The Spider-Man

A sex position invloving the doggie style position where the man pulls out early and cums in his hand. When the woman eventually turns around the mans yells spiderman and throws his sticky web in his partner's face. Correct hand motions are necessary.

"What's the worst sex you've ever had?"

"I was the victim of The Spider-Man."

"Oh shit, I hate it when it gets in your eyes as well."

by Kush Klub CEO April 16, 2017

The Spiderman

A sexual position in which the male partner hangs on to something that can hold him in a position that is upside down so that his head is at an elevation where the female partner (looking like Spidermans girlfriend) can put her pussy in his mouth for either pleasure or pissing (then it would be called "The Golden Spiderman.") Another option could be making out with such partner and thus would be called "The Kid Friendly Spiderman." However, if done normally to receive vaginal pleasure, it would just be called "The Spiderman" or "The Regular Spiderman"

Robert: "Hey man what'd you do last night with your girlfriend?"
Daniel: "Oh not much, I did The Spiderman with her though"
Robert: "Oh nice, was it Golden or Kid Friendly?"
Daniel: "It was the regular"
Robert: "Oh cool"

by btchlasagna January 7, 2019