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Lancing up the situation

1: The act of blocking every single person on your IM friend's list due to yourself being outwitted

2: Upon finding out someone is making fun of your bi-sexuality you yell out the word "Defamation!" and threaten the offender with legal action.
1: Dude, he totally Lanced up the situation when Joe made fun of him.

2: John is being threatened by him because he called him a fag for his bi-curious tendencies.
by CHANTAL DID IT August 28, 2005
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monitor the situation

To scroll Twitter/X and other news sites to see what’s going on with a developing news story.
“Dude we kidnapped Maduro in the middle of the night, time to go on Twitter/X and monitor the situation for a few hours to see what happens next.”
by Bruce Robbie February 22, 2026
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The elephant in the room

Once mastered, this word can be adapted, like, "this is so dequavie," or, "what the dequavie (WTD)"
(noun)

"The dequavious pork of the situation is that he is lying to me!"

"Once you grasp the dequavious pork of the situation, you can understand where I'm coming from"
by boofinthetrap November 21, 2025
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The elephant in the room

Once mastered, this word can be adapted, like, "this is so dequavie," or, "what the dequavie (WTD)"
(noun)

"The dequavious pork of the situation is that he is lying to me!"

"Once you grasp the dequavious pork of the situation, you can understand where I'm coming from"
by boofinthetrap November 21, 2025
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"the dequavious pork of the situation is that he's lying to me!"

"once you grasp the dequavious pork of the situation then you can talk"
by boofinthetrap November 21, 2025
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J Cole out of the situation

when you're being flamed in a situation (usually an argument) so you decide to just dip instead of getting into more trouble (or apologise before being dissed further)
"F the big 3, it's just big me"
*doesn't want failed Rwanda basketball career mentioned* "sorry" *proceeds to J Cole out of the situation*
by richer den u May 19, 2024
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