morning-after-girl

The girl you need to fuck after a whole night of hard sex.

Dude one: 'Dude, how was that girl last night?'
Dawg two: 'She was great, we fucked all night! So when she got her morning after pill, I got my morning-after-girl. And that just got me up nd runnin' again, dawg.'

by Sidney&Henry April 2, 2008

morning after dark

when a man who is not yet 18 fucks a 18 year old girl and it is lasted for the longest time and in the morning he feels sooooooo good and happy

That morning after dark with your mom last night sure lasted a long time, but it was fun.

by crackalackajacka1700 February 4, 2010

Morning After Punch

The morning after punch, or MAP, is falcon punching your pregnant girlfriend resulting in a miscarriage, then breaking up with her for losing your baby.

She was annoying, so I had to morning after punch her, and pop her miscarry cherry.

by Joo-Bacca February 11, 2009

Morning-after Waffles

When morning-after pancakes just won't do it.

A waffle with a morning after pill slipped into it, usually served to your partner after a night of crazy sex during which you thought your wore a condom until you found your only one, still unused, in your wallet.

Anxious teenage boy: Dammit, I don't think I wore a condom and she doesn't like pancakes!
Anxious teenage boy's besticle: Don't sweat it bro, just make morning-after waffles!

by stephendragon June 12, 2014

Cyber-morning after

The cyber-morning after is the morning after a party or night of people getting very drunk. The morning consists of updating your status to find out exactly what happened.

Cyber-morning after

by Cmoth April 1, 2011

Morning After Spill

Flinging oneself or being flung down a flight of stairs with the sole purpose of avoiding or terminating a pregnancy.

"I just want to take a maternity leave to get away from my asshole of a boss. So I've come to work pregnant a few times. Sadly, when I show up to work with even the tiniest glow he leaps from his desk, screams "MORNING AFTER SPILL!" and I find myself tumbling down the office stairwell. Cheers to Plan C!"

by beejer-egg August 26, 2013

Morning After Pill

The pain reliever you take the morning after an all-night alcohol binge (aka tylenol, advil, excedrin, etc.) to relieve the pain of previously stated binge

Dude, I drank so many shots of tequila last night I can't even remember how many...gimme 2 of those Morning After Pill's so I can recover

by Sizzlepoof August 19, 2010