A Lebanese Meat Pie is when you are having sex underneath the bed covers and end up with explosive diarrhea that you leave to clean up until the fallowing day.
"I shouldn't have had that Chipotle burrito and tequila shots last night; my girlfriend ended up with a Lebanese Meat Pie in her bed the next day!"
by DJ White Eagle August 24, 2017
During sex, accidentally disgorging one's bowels onto your partner - usually following anal stimulation
She was looking forward to an amorous experience with her new boyfriend and instead ended up the recipient of a Scottish meat pie.
by Rev Diet March 02, 2016
Buy a meat pie cook it and put mince in your girlfriend pussy and then knock her the fuck out. While she's knocked out put sauce in the pussy and eat it out. Then make sure to leave some in there and then fuck her while beating the living shit out of her with a metal baseball bat.
by Djfhahdbgn November 10, 2022
Hey what's for dessert?
Nothing, your brother gave a Montreal Meat Pie to it and you wouldn't want to eat it now.
Nothing, your brother gave a Montreal Meat Pie to it and you wouldn't want to eat it now.
by manswer April 29, 2009
An advanced sexual act were the male cuts a hole and inserts his penis into the side of a pie, the male will then proceed to offer the pie to his partner casually and proceed to to push there head into the pie
by WockySlushStainedPants January 23, 2021
"And that's why they call it a Montreal Meat Pie."
by etjn March 19, 2022
“And that’s why they call it a Montreal Meat Pie!"
"So it's just a Canadian fucking a meat pie?"
"Yes."
"Why did you tell me this?"
"Because space blows and I like looking up weird shit on the Internet."
"So it's just a Canadian fucking a meat pie?"
"Yes."
"Why did you tell me this?"
"Because space blows and I like looking up weird shit on the Internet."
by ExVinity December 31, 2022