Lecture Balls

An uncomfortable sticking together of the genitals, usually caused by being forced to remain an uncomfortable, cramped chair in a lecture hall throughout a long class.

Dude, I had the worst lecture balls of my life after that psychology seminar. Lefty almost got ripped off when I stood up.

by PTAnteater February 27, 2010

lecture hall

a place used to chill out that can also be extremely fun

"what are you going to do?"
"i am going to the lecture hall because i am bored, you should come too..."
"okay, i will"

by lllover May 1, 2010

Canibal Lecture

East Bay California Native Hip-hop/rap artist. Born in Union city Ca. But Rep's the Whole Bay! LivenFire Records/Gone Off Top productions. Affiliated with artist like: XienHow, Flossafee, Taktikz,3D,5Dyme,Young Steve and many others...

Canibal Lecture has recorded with artist such as The jacka, Berner, Marvwon and many others.

by fanofart July 4, 2010

Hannibal Lecture

noun

1) Any university section lasting more than 2 consecutive hours on a subject that has no application whatsoever to your life, education or universe.

CU Undergrad: Oh man that three-hour underwater basket weaving class is such a hannibal lecture.

by H Gross June 1, 2010

Power Lecture

A lecture in a college setting that is longer than the average class.

Believed to have come from students talking about a professor "powering" through a lecture.

"Ugh, I have a power lecture at eleven"

by B@dg3rF@n October 20, 2008

lecture crushing

VERB
The act of attending lectures for a class you don't take because you are crushing on someone there--either another pupil, or the lecturer (in the case of the latter the 'crush' could be completely platonic--perhaps admiration of teaching/oratory skills).

Derivative of lecture crashing

"Bro, that hilarious philosophy lecturer we had first year is taking a class this semester! We are sooooooooo lecture crushing!"

by RoboBear September 20, 2011

lecture u

When the average audience assembles to be given a lecture the back couple of rows will fill up and the remaining students will only sit along the sides of the front rows creating a U shaped audience with no one sitting in the middle. This presents a challenge to the late student - his three options are to; budge one of the side sitters into the middle, go around the front and climb into the U or the bravest amtept to climb over the back filled rows and into the U.

I can't believe I was late for my lecture; the lecture u had already formed.

by nutrot July 25, 2012